Allan Felix has this thing about Humphrey Bogart. If only he had some of Bogart's technique with the ladies...

Bookish and insecure with women, Allan's hero, Bogey, comes to the rescue, with a fantastic bevy of beauties played out in hilarious fantasy sequences. Fixed up by friends with gorgeous women, Allan is so awkward that even Bogey's patience is tried.

Allan mostly resembles a disheveled, friendly dog and this is what ultimately charms his best friend's wife, Linda into bed. It's a tough life, making it in the world of beautiful people, but if you can't be a hero, it helps to have one!